If your bubba was born the opposite sex what was their name going to be?
Lily beth would have been Zachary James.
Amy would of…
Valentina Dorothy Lilith would have been Enzo Jose.
C’mon. I know at least a few of you have nicknames for your little ones that most people would frown upon! Lol I call Klaus turd monkey and shithead sometimes. But seriously, he is a little shithead.
Whaaat? I can’t believe this is sucha normal thing….
Mike has gotten everyone calling Isaiah fatman and we call him dumb dumb when he does crazy goofy things. but we follow it up with love and telling him how intelligent he is, things like that. I think it’s different when they’re super little than when they’re like 7 or 8.
I called Valentina a cunt nugget when she didn’t let me eat lunch. I don’t even know what that is. (Sorry, Valentina! Mama didn’t mean it!!!)
There’s a Navy wife I know here who had her daughter, then she and her husband were married a few weeks after. Then just a week or two ago when her daughter was a few days shy of 6 months, she was on the Navy Wives page desperately asking around for moving boxes to get her and her daughter moved back home because they were getting a divorce. Now she’s on the Navy Wives page asking people how far spaced are other mothers’ kids because her and her husband are thinking about having another.
What the frack, dude. Maybe see if you can last more than 4 months being married without divorce coming up before you have another kid. But whatevs. Not my life and not my decision, but if I’m being honest- my mind is on judgmental mode thinking, “master being married with one kid before you bring in another.”
Note* I understand I will be judged for being judgmental right now.